Dad: You need to work on your looks.
Me: Why?
Dad: You need to go on a date.
Me: Do I look like I want to go on a date?
Dad: Yeah, but your looks are driving guys away.
Me: ....
Dad: You need to work on your face.
Me: ........
Dad: And you REALLY need to lose weight.
Me: Gee...thanks. That was brutal....
For one thing, I've trimmed down A LOT since junior high. I used to be a size 17 waistline and now I'm a size 9 and slowly working down to a 7. Chill out, dude. And another thing: I CAN'T HELP IT IF I HAVE ACNE (pardon the language) CRACKASS! IT'S HEREDITARY AND A PART OF TEENAGE LIFE!
Sometimes, I wish he wasn't so judgemental of me, but hey, what can I do?! Afterall, he's the "man" of the house and we ALL have to live by HIS standards, even if it comes down to physical appearance. Besides, his ego and pride in himself aren't helping me, so he should learn when to give some good advice instead of direct orders.